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Yes there are many musicians who inspire to you to get back playing that instrument you share in common, and then those who just make you want to pack it up completely & never bother touching it again.
Superb.

Lucky you :+1:t2:

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There’s people inside the jacket of my In The Court Of The Crimson King album…


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My Amex card just burst into flames.
Wait–why did I put this in the Humor thread? It’s not funny.
I bought a turntable–got a nice deal–thanks, JP
And just days in, my Amex card flamed out, the Fedex guy hates me even more…My GF is suspicious about all the boxes everywhere, I actually read a manual!
What is happening? Don’t buy a turntable, it’s worse than buying a pet fish.

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D.I.Y. Bug Trap/Killer:
1 - The insect lands on the salt THINKING it’s sugar.
2 - The bug gets thirsty for water but the cap actually contains Vodka.
3 - The insects gets drunk, trips on the stick and hits its head on the rock.
Works on most insects.
*Concept is a modified derivation from a similar trap that a hefty-hipped, snaggle-toothed, coke-bottle-spectacled manipulative - yet tricky she-devil used on me decades back when I was a club DJ - but it was pizza, tequila, a cat scratching post and a REALLY hard pillow - but that’s a story for another time…

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Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

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A.I. is advancing in leaps & bounds in my opinion:

Me: Alexa, remind me I need to go to the Gym.
Alexa: I have added Gin to your shopping list.

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I lay awake at night, worrying that I’m overthinking things.

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As seen on a local restaurant chalkboard…

“My doctor said I should watch my drinking,
…so I went out looking for a bar with a mirror”

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Amen, brother

Yeah, for sure.

The corollary being, remember when you were young and there was “that crazy old guy that lives down the block”? I am now that guy.

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Ahead of his time, or a case of plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

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