# Senior Texting

**URL:** <https://forum.psaudio.com/t/senior-texting/884>\
**Category:** Humor\
**Created:** [March 2, 2014, 11:49am UTC](https://forum.psaudio.com/t/senior-texting/884 "2014-03-02T11:49:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![perryr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@perryr](https://forum.psaudio.com/u/perryr)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 11:49am UTC](https://forum.psaudio.com/t/senior-texting/884/1 "2014-03-02T11:49:44Z")

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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.  
  
  
  
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and wrote:  
  
  
  
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”  
  
  
  
The husband texted back to her:  
  
  
  
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”