Ah, a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?
Robert Browning.
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“There’s only two kinds of music: the blues and zippety doo-dah.”
Townes Van Zandt
I live next to Elks Park. It doesn’t have any elk wandering around in it, unless they’re having a picnic over at the Lodge.
Going with the Douglas Adams, I always liked, “He’s just this guy, you know?” But you have to know the context. Often think of it when seeing or meeting famous people.
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That would be Zaphod Beeblebrox, correct?
There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that can count and those that can not.
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Yup! Most Famous Guy in the Universe. As I recall, the quote was from Gag Halfrunt, who Actually Knew Him!!! OMFG!
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“Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!” - Alfred E. Neuman
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“What? Me worry?”
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Pardon me while I get my shoe phone.
Maxwell Smart
“First, we get moose and squirrel!” - Boris Badinov
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Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Right, but Three Rights Make a Left.
-Zebrahead
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You must be from New Jersey.
Everything in moderation including moderation.
We’re lost, but we’re making good time!
-- Yogi Berra
[Source:https://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/07/11/making-good-time/]
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“Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth.” - Mike Tyson
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“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
-Woody Allen
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“Are you going to New York or by train?”
Anonymous / Unknown (at least to me)
an Audiophool and his money are soon parted
-me
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