Business owners will understand.


The Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help.

An agent was sent to his fishing village to investigate.

GOVERNMENT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".


"Well, there’s Clarence, my hired hand. He’s been with me for 3 years.
I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there’s the mentally challenged guy.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of Lamb’s rum and a dozen Coors Lite every Saturday night so he can cope with life. Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".


“That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one”.

“That’ll be me. What’d you want to know?”


Hehe been there.

never give out any corner offices.


Know why cannibals don’t eat clowns?

Because they taste funny…