Ugh. Started at the wrong time when everyone is on vacation and over a holiday to boot. We’re at 52% with 13 days (of 30) left to go. Wife is wired and partly ready to explode/implode (Simultaneously! 
). Hopefully it can pick up after Labor Day.
We need more humor. The more high brow, the better. (Sorry, we don’t want to seem like humor snobs, but dildo jokes are just not going to relieve the anxiety. 
)
Thanks.
–SSW
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says “why the long face?”
Two guys walked into a bar. You’d think the second guy would have ducked.
A duck walks into a bar…
J.P.
Try this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/too-dumb-to-function?utm_term=4ldqpf1&bffb
And to think, these people can vote . . .
–SSW
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things…literally.
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality…
gordon said It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things.....literally.Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality…
–SSW
just trying to cheer you up.
gordon said
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things…literally.
Nice one
‘You never know before you know you know’
Ah, thanks, guys. We’re meandering along, waiting for the holiday to be over because, let’s face it, there’s no one home right now. (Who can blame them?) But it’s not bad, just nail biting.
Thanks for the moral support.
–SSW
Two photons are checking in for their flight. The reservation clerk asks them if they have any luggage, to which they both reply: “no, we are travelling light”.
Two Irishmen walk past a bar. Well, it could happen!
