Ugh. Started at the wrong time when everyone is on vacation and over a holiday to boot. We’re at 52% with 13 days (of 30) left to go. Wife is wired and partly ready to explode/implode (Simultaneously! ). Hopefully it can pick up after Labor Day.
We need more humor. The more high brow, the better. (Sorry, we don’t want to seem like humor snobs, but dildo jokes are just not going to relieve the anxiety. )
Ah, thanks, guys. We’re meandering along, waiting for the holiday to be over because, let’s face it, there’s no one home right now. (Who can blame them?) But it’s not bad, just nail biting.
Two photons are checking in for their flight. The reservation clerk asks them if they have any luggage, to which they both reply: “no, we are travelling light”.