Quote of the Day

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And did you know that when Yoda was 18, he changed his name? His real name is Daryl.

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“I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner?”
― Frank Zappa

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“What’s behind you doesn’t matter”
E. Ferrari

“Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.”
― Frank Zappa

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Well, wrangler - I would testify that my pygmy pony’s teeth are cleaner after every listen.

“I have Irish Alzheimer’s. I forget everything except grudges.”

Credit first hearing this line from @umiami91 and I’m Irish with CRS.

Chas

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CRS? Yuck!

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”
― Frank Zappa

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“I can resist anything but temptation”
Oscar Wilde

“I can resist anything but audio upgrades”
RonP

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“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”
― Frank Zappa

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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

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Now you tell me :wink:
Chas

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“Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.”
― Frank Zappa

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"It’s a hard life to be a stick insect. Imagine being a stick insect walking about in the jungle – you’d be forever going, ‘Is that what’s his name?’ "

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“As so often, the line between farce and tragedy was becoming increasingly blurred.”
John Crace

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“There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.”
― Frank Zappa

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“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
You guessed it…

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Favorite bumper sticker so far . . .

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