No Way you are getting this egg!

My DS is inside. /> :smiley: >:)

Happy Easter Y’all!


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Well… considering it is Easter then “what the heck”.



Gordon, Wow, I almost didn’t recognize you. Maybe the glasses.


This is not only a beautiful and passionate performance but she also wrote the music and lyrics.



A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the

Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid

hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car

and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled

over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of

the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side

of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the

man what was wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny

and killed it. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She

went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to

the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can

onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up

the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and

hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned

around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,

hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name

is in your spray can?” The woman turned the can around so that the man

could read the label. It said:

“Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”


Well this one ices the cake.

If you don’t have a grin on your face after this one then…



Damn renegade priests going off script… What next? :smiley: