THAT! Was the best yet!
I AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE GROUP, WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH, FOR A LITTLE WHILE! 
MY Wife SAYS I AM IN THIS FORUM EVERY 20 SECONDS AND SHE CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE! WE ARGUED AND SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER OR THE MUSIC. SO I AM GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES WHILE I PACK HER BAGS, AND CALL HER AN UBER! I’LL BE RIGHT BACK…
Seeking good woman in excellent health with fishing boat and trailer. Send pictures of boat and trailer.
Seeking good woman in excellent health with Revel Salon 2s and tube monoblocks. Please send pictures of speakers and monoblocks.
See the Alpine Ibex climb the downstream steep wall The Cingino Dam to lick salt off the stones!
Thank God goats don’t fly!
A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tix, 40 yard line box seats 20 rows up. He paid $54,000 each but he didn’t realize when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Probably because of the extra game this year. If you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place…It’s at Calvary church in San Clemente at 3pm. The bride’s name is Nicole, she’s 5’4", about 115 lbs, very smart and a decent cook too. She’ll be in the white dress.
Is she independently wealthy? 
How are her teeth?
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And just how far is the closest maternity ward from the chapel?
The Shotgun Formation was a marital planning strategy long before football started and it became adopted on offense.
Apparently Al’s friend is trying to counter it with football superbowl defensive planning. AKA the Draw, Stunt, Blitz, Twist Rush on the Bride play to fool both sides.