I’ve heard that short people live longer than other folks. That’s not really true, it’s that they are so much

more annoying it just seems that way. Stolen from the complete curmudgeon.


You’re no Randy Newnan, neither is the curmudgeon.




Teller says to the next person in line: “I’ll be with you Shortly.”


Q: Why did the passengers on the plane move away from the angry passenger?

A: Because he had a short fuse.



That’s exactly right!





This probably doesn’t belong in humor but didn’t know where to post it. Think it’s really nice. Creative.


That great “liquid” tube sound…


Just try not to laugh - oops, should be in Everything Else.

What are you spinning right now?