I just watched a You-tube video on What is the Universe expanding into.
The video ended before they could explain what happened before the Big Bang,
there was no time.
ha ha
Remember this one?
A turtle ambles in to a bar all bruised & bloody. The bartender asks:
“Holy, what happened to you?”
“I got ambushed and beat up by an escargatoire of snails!” 
"Oh, that’s terrible - are you okay? Can you describe them?
“I dunno, it all happened so FAST…” 
Thanks for hipping me to the fact that there is in fact the word “escargatoire”. I have a fond feeling for them, as my first experience was maybe as good as it gets. Funny how those early experiences stick with you. Musically, etc.
That is nice, as most demons are not practical.
That reminds me of:
Doc, our brother thinks he’s a chicken.
Well, why don’t you have him committed.
We would but we need the eggs.
That makes me think of a similar, albeit antipodal anecdote:
Dude says: “Hey! My car won’t start!”
Dude’s friend replies: “But, Dude, you don’t have a car!”
Dude says: “Oh yeah!”
Ouch!! I thought you said your dog does not bite!
He doesn’t. That is not my dog.
(classic Clouseau)
I’ll pass the thanks back to google… 
You learn something new every day - if you’re not careful… 
This still gives me a giggle after all these years - it has a real Shel Silverstein flavor to it…
Good one!