Agon lacks an @Elk, defender of civility.
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Preponderance of plenty.
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Wonder what the reaction might be if we all
went over there and started cutting up over there
and ASR 
Have fun y’all
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Everyone would like to lower the noise floor so…
how about tearing out the old floor and lowering it
a couple of feet…Everything would be lower right?
Maybe even deeper bass… 
Sorry poor attempt at humor…
Best wishes y’all
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That’ll work, too - "The mids are moist - almost juicy in their textural deliciousness - while the frequency extremes represent what I can only characterize as a preponderance of plenty"
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Reminds me of when I recently ran into a high school girlfriend.
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It’s amazing what a few decades can do to jean sizes.
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A post for the Lyrics Thread:
“Big Bottom
Big Bottom
Talk about Bum Cakes
My Girl’s Got 'Em”
- Spinal Tap
*As a concession to the shockingly mysogynist stuff that occasionally happen here
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“How can I leave this…behind?” 
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Nice way to “shake it” up Craig!
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'Zactly.
Baby Got Back
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That got a hardy LOL out of me. Nicely done!
In the spirit of this tangent:
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You’re wandering about a car dealership admiring shiny gorgeous automobiles when a young presentable salesman approaches. “I’m looking to get into new car.” you reveal. He immediately grasps your arm and quickly whisks you off the lot, shields your eyes while scurrying you through the showroom, leads you down a long dark narrow hall, out a creaky windowless steel door, across a lengthy empty stretch of pavement to a unkempt treed corner where there sits several dinged, beat up, faded, dented, high mile, chipped and slightly rusted fossilized wrecks. They all show signs of serious aging with yellowed headlights, sagging suspension, stained and backfiring exhaust, nasty ole chaffed tires; some with blistering bubbles protruding out the side. They have gobs of touch up paint that sloppily struggle to hide blemishes that end up looking worse than the flaws themselves. There’s a serious over dousing of some gnarly scent that has been liberally applied in an attempt to cover up the stench of ‘old’ that still manages to permeate through. And yet they ALL have display window signs with wild claims such as: “Runs” or “Dependable” or “Never Been Driven Hard” or “One Owner” or “New Paint” or “Recently Rebuilt” or “Just Needs A Little TLC” or “Classic” or the old “Cheap – Looking For A New Home”.
“Here you go” he points. “THESE are YOUR options…” as he walks back alone towards the door. You faintly hear the sound of a deadbolt latching as it locks from the inside. There is not even a handle on the outside. You look back to the assemblage of antique heaps. You give them a second look. Your apprehension is exceeded only by your shuddersome horror of the prospect of seeing what’s under the hood.
THIS is what online dating is like in your 50s and 60s.
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unless you’re this guy . . .
Hugh Hefner (1926- 2017)
The one thing that was NOT overheard at Hef’s funeral service:
“He’s in a better place now…”
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Shirt fuses are cheaper, and last longer
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Tazer Avoidance Safety Tip # 107
When a law enforcement officer yells out “Turn Around”
Do NOT respond with “Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round.”
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