PS Audio "Blacksite" In Crimea Taken By Russian Forces


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AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP)



Sources on the Crimean Peninsula today revealed the possible existence of a secret research and development facility located in Sevastapol on the southern coast of Crimea, formerly of Ukraine. A member of the secretive research team, who wished to remain anonymous, stated that the heavily guarded compound was connected to an American manufacturer of high fidelity audio equipment, PS Audio, located in Boulder, Colorado. Military strategists now suggest that Russian President Vladimir Putin’s interest in securing Crimea, formerly thought to be obtaining the strategic port of Sevastapol, was instead focused upon this small “black ops” electronics site. PS Audio has just announced the existence of a new device that converts digital files from compact disks or computer hard drives for use in playing music through stereo systems with great fidelity. Company CEO Paul McGowan stated that he had “no comment” as to the truth about the existence or whereabouts of this facility shortly before being taken into custody by US officials on charges of marketing blasphemy brought by a competitor. “It just can’t be that good,” stated another unnamed source at BOSE, a fierce competitor of Mr. McGowan’s. “Our BOSE Wave Radio set the benchmark for excellent sound years ago.” His wife, Terri McGowan, reportedly stated, “I told you this would happen, Paul.”


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=)) April 1…


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:)) =))


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Sorry I tried to shrink this but you made me have to go pee!






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That was great… :


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wglenn said: . . . the heavily guarded compound was connected to an American manufacturer of high fidelity audio equipment, PS Audio . . .

My bet is it is located on the Crimea River.

(Well done)


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Gordon said: I tried to shrink this but you made me have to go pee!


Shrink & go pee - interesting connection.

:))

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TMI


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wglenn said: AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP)

What did you smoke, wglenn? :D

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wglenn said: AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP)

What did you smoke, wglenn? :D


perhaps something acquired during a recent trip to PS audio in * Colorado *

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I bet he knows the location of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, too.



A triple 7 is big until it disappears in the vastness of the Indian Ocean.


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I thought the same when I was at LHR yesterday and was looking at the 2 and 300 variants. They are a big, heavy plane, but…