The art cover theory! is it true

The Art Cover theorie:

Classical music, the more the art cover is detail and beautiful it is. It will be a stellar performance and well recorded.

Jazz music: the simplest art cover, only picture, or a drawing, the more the music will fall alive.

Pop music: the more naked are the ladies or suggestive. There only one song that work, the rest is not worth it. One song stardom!.

Rock Music: the more the album is psychedelic, the more music is progressive.

Rock Music: The more brutal is the picture, the more heavy is the music.

Rock Music: the more leather on the art cover, the more the music will be middle of Heavy and middle with an FM ballad! and they will be all look alike in sound and performance.

what you think?