Damn autocorrect


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A man gets a text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have

been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.



The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:



Damn autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.