Senior Texting


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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.



One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and wrote:



"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.ā€



The husband texted back to her:



ā€œIā€™m on the toilet. Please advise.ā€