Did you hear the one about the audiophile Geek,
He was so unpopular in school that the crossing guard tried to lure him into traffic.
Chas
As teller of the joke, I defend Baldy. Obviously, he has discerning tastes of an aficionado.
Chas
Obviously…
That one is so bad that its good.
Chas - Even at a Very Young Age, I sensed that the Crossing Guard was a guy with Issues, who wanted in his heart for all us kids to - create some excitement in his life.
Spoken like someone who knows.
I should probably join you guys for the humor thread. After all, my jokes come with a laughter guarantee. I guarantee that if they are not funny then they don’t make you laugh.
Or has just listened to the rationale of why the new piece of gear is “necessary”
Old one I’m sure…
Astronaut 1: I can’t find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Once in a while one of my customers would ask if I guaranteed my work. I said yes I give a taillight guarantee. When I can’t see your taillights anymore the guarantee is over.
While on vacation we got this from our son recently with the comment „that’s how parents make selfies on holiday“
really a “toothy grin”!