Humor

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As seen on Al Green’s Twitter feed:

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Did you hear the one about the audiophile Geek,

He was so unpopular in school that the crossing guard tried to lure him into traffic.

Chas

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I am not sure which is worse, the joke or the fact that @Baldy clicked on the :heart:.

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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As teller of the joke, I defend Baldy. Obviously, he has discerning tastes of an aficionado.
Chas

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Obviously…

That one is so bad that its good. :grin:

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Chas - Even at a Very Young Age, I sensed that the Crossing Guard was a guy with Issues, who wanted in his heart for all us kids to - create some excitement in his life.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::cowboy_hat_face:

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Spoken like someone who knows.

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I should probably join you guys for the humor thread. After all, my jokes come with a laughter guarantee. I guarantee that if they are not funny then they don’t make you laugh.

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Or has just listened to the rationale of why the new piece of gear is “necessary”

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Old one I’m sure…

Astronaut 1: I can’t find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

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Once in a while one of my customers would ask if I guaranteed my work. I said yes I give a taillight guarantee. When I can’t see your taillights anymore the guarantee is over.

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While on vacation we got this from our son recently with the comment „that’s how parents make selfies on holiday“

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really a “toothy grin”!

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