All this time having so much trouble understanding dialog and never once suspected that it was because the source sucked - and for so many reasons.
I didn’t hit a paywall, but there are a few pop up ads for subscriptions.
Oooh, Segue…
Harley Rules:
Within 6 weeks of purchasing a Harley you MUST:
- Grow a minimum amount of unkempt wiry facial hair. Some grey is not a requirement, but is recommended.
- Change/upgrade some perfectly functioning, under warranty parts – be it cams, exhaust, belts, pulleys - some type of upgrade “kit”. The purpose of these ‘upgrades’ is to convert your smooth running engine to an imbalanced oscillating convulsing agitation apparatus that will rattle the sunglasses off your head at a standing idle. This is why official monogrammed Harley sunglasses have the head clamping compression ability to slightly oblong your eyeballs. In some rare cases, a paint scheme alteration may be accepted in lieu of a full engine tear down. However it must contain flames or some sort of outlandish conceptual imagery and/or partial nudity.
- Purchase at least 6 Harley Bling chrome/flame bolt-on parts.
- If the decibel level of your stock exhaust is below your current city noise bylaw you are obligated to replace it with ear piercing, eye bleeding inducing straight pipes.
- Provide proof of purchase/ownership of Harley Davidson monogrammed articles of clothing/accessories including at least one of each: Shirt, hat, socks, sunglasses, ring, do-rag, beanie, jacket, gloves, vest, boots, chaps. Of course the latter six items MUST be leather. And black.
- If you do not already have one, you must get a tattoo. Harley references optional but highly recommended. Quality workmanship is NOT a requirement.
- You MUST ride at least once a month in a sleeveless shirt; no matter the weather. But NEVER in shorts. Not EVER.
- Waving rules: You must first ascertain that the approaching bikes are indeed fellow Harleys, and then you may participate in a slight gesture. Acknowledging any other brand of motorcycle is NOT permitted. A minimal hand gesture is acceptable but must remain below the handlebar level while the admissible one or two finger salute may remain level or slightly above the clutch lever. Facial expression must not alter as you pass and acknowledge your fellow hoggers. An above the head frantic waving motion and frenzied open mouthed smile will result in your repossession of your motorcycle - after you recover from your gang beating and are released from the hospital.
- You MUST call your Harley – ‘my Harley’ or ‘The Harley’. You may never refer to it simply as a bike, motorcycle, ride, two wheeler, motorbike, scooter… Depending on its vintage, chopper, hog or particular model names may be acceptable. “Yesterday I went out on THE HARLEY…”
- You must ride at full arms length and with head tilted back at the same degree angle as your rear cylinder head.
Some more on the recent “DART” mission…
They played an outdoor concert last month here in Denver and sounded great. And their new album is quite good.
Was never a huge fan, but I enjoy most of their music. Always looking for new stuff so I will have to check out the new record.
Thanks.
Very interesting article. There are so many talented people out there who led such tragic lives just to end up cast along the shores of fame. The side bar article discussing Eastman with Rocco Di Pietro is even more informative. I look forward to hearing his pieces and her interpretations.
I have quite a bit of Julius Eastman, and whole heartedly recommend it. Thanks for sharing the Guardian article as well
RIP Loretta Lynn
NPR aired an excellent story/article about her.
I know what I’M asking for for Christmas!
Another reason why I’m not a movie buff.
This sort of reminds me of… it’s better to look good than to feel (sound) good.
I thought I was the only one who does not watch movies.
We are rare beasts.
I most often find myself thinking of what else I could be doing. Maybe it’s my age. I no longer have time to waste.