Hehe, reminds me of Peter Schickele’s Beethoven’s Fifth.
You might find a few chuckles at: http://www.glasbergen.com/cartoons-about-music/
the most trouble playing the bass is transporting it.
A long time ago I saw a Peanuts cartoon in which Schroeder comes home with a new record. Two or three other characters ask “What are you going to do? Dance to it?” and similar questions, to which he always replies “I’m going to sit and listen to it.” For years I have wanted to frame this and put it in my listening room. I went to a forum for Peanuts fans but no one could help me find it. There was also an index of sorts but that didn’t help either. I’m sure all the Peanuts cartoons have been reprinted in various collections, and I would be happy to buy the relevant volume. Anybody know where this can be found?