Politically incorrect.

Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8

inches tonight.

I thought to myself, ‘fat chance’, with a face like that!

A 10-year Old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man

passing by asks ‘What’s wrong, lad?’ The boy says ‘Me ma died this

morning.’ ‘Oh bejaysus,’ The man says. ‘Do you want me to call Father

O’Riley for you?’

The boy replies, ‘No tanks mister, sex is the last thing

on my mind at the moment.’

Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic

shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman

with her mouth closed.

A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunchtime. She said ‘sorry about the

wait’. I said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll find a way to lose it eventually’.

I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last

question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have

the curliest hair?

Fiji was the correct answer.

Fiji was the correct answer.

I have never heard it called that before..... ;))


Would that be “mount Fiji”…laughlaughlaugh