Missing wife


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A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.

Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-color of the car? … . . … .
Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…….and then the husband started crying…

Inspector:-Don’t worry sir,…we will find your car