The vikings are coming

I would like to make my American friends aware that Denmark has gathered its fleet of Viking ships at Greenland. We are sailing towards the USA and on the way down to the USA we will join a large fleet of Canaanite ships which will then jointly attack the USA. In my military such information was classified - but only my hi-fi friends are reading this.

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As a huge fan of Denmark, I say Heck yes!

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More love from Denmark :heart:

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Please provide us with ample Gryphon swag to distinguish us as supporters of Denmark’s economy.:grinning_face:

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update…
our land forces are on their way to Disneyland. The plan is to occupy it and rename it Hans Christian Andersen Park. We plan to equip Mickey Mouse with a Viking helmet with horns, not because we use horns on our Viking helmets, but just because we can… scare children,

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I never participated in this thread. :grin:

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Det er min slags fest!

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I’ll set up the Smörgås and Martini’s. Let’s get this invasion party started! :cocktail_glass: :sandwich:

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Hopefully it’s loaded with fine Gryphon products.

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update
Denmark has called their Vikings home. Denmark and Greenland have negotiated with China. China immediately takes over the security of Greenland and Denmark. SO if the USA does not want to be friends anymore then we will find other friends. From today on Greenland and Denmark will change their name to Little China. I am sorry Gryphon and Vitus audio products will now be China products. However, it has an advantage that they will be cheap. So today we throw David Vance and follows out when he lands. If the US chief thinks he is the best in the world at making deals then it is because he has not met the Danish Vikings. soon there will be a new RED Wall, Now we will drink Mjød and call our Gods and we will love our women.

More love from Little China

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