What deep thinkers men are...


#1

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.



My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’.

The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’.

At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.



Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.



A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.



Time for another beer.


#2

Good one! =))



I think it also drives Women crazy that we can actually enjoy sitting and doing “nothing”.


#3

Although it may appear that we are doing nothing, I can assure you that we are merely sitting and thinking very deep thoughts…


#4

Yes. Deep thoughts gentlemen. We truly are an introspective group. I was just thinking deeply about a subject from another thread here in the forum…

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#5

Great post, but I would suggest switching brands of beer. If it leads you to thinking about unhappy things, it ain’t work’n properly. Life is to short to drink beer that leads to you thinking about getting kicked in the nuts!


#6

…see above. You feel better now, don’t you? :smiley:


#7

On average, men’s thought are about 6" deep, especially after a few beers.


#8

Aye, Scottie. >:)