I used to be able to pee my name in the snow when I was a kid. Now I’m glad if I don’t pee on my shoes.
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Now THAT’S funny!!! 
Billy Crystal used to tell a joke about getting older where now he pees in Morse code. So now I write my name in the snow in Morse code.
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“You know you’re getting old when…” you’re back to pee and poop jokes.
Urine trouble, da lot of ya. Dag Nabbit!
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This conversation is pissing me off 
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It’s just a matter of wetter or not or it just plain stinks.
Speaking of which, please have common decency to mercy flush a Bad Beef burrito when evacuating in a public stall restroom no matter your gender preference. 
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Indeed.
Interestingly, when one is young your world is very small. It grows as you become older, explore places and ideas, travel. Often as people age they travel backwards; their world becomes very small once again.
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New thread topic…“How’s your Colon?”
No - wait, people talk about that enough in real life.
Just two dots : Unless hooked by a comma then could turn size of a semi. ;
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Have you seen the prices of vegables lately?? whader dey crazee?
Treating your colon like that Leaves one singing the medley “Hooked on a feeling” ; “Bloody Well Right” ; and “Driven to Tears”
Wish I could see where I am peeing
That is a either a belly of an issue. Or just a problem of measuring up short.
OK ! Enough! I’m out of here!!!
Aaahh- the innocence of youth
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Why Old Men Don’t Get New Jobs
Interviewer: “What do you think is your worst quality?”
Aged Applicant: “Honesty.”
Interviewer: “Well, I don’t think that honesty is a bad quality.”
Aged Applicant: “I don’t give a damn what you think!”
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An annoyance:
Drivers who tailgate as you are going faster than traffic to the right, and then go no faster/slow when you move over to let them by.
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Or the ones that pass you and then slow down.
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I like to refer to these drivers as “boogers” as in they stick to you no matter what you do.
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Those that follow me when I am driving seriously fast I refer to as Road Remora (remora fish are those which follow sharks around).