I showed this to a few married couples, ones that had been together for over 20 years. The women would laugh quite heartily, the men would just grunt. Pretty funny. It might have hit a nerve or two.
I wish I didn’t have a cat allergy. 
Our cat has an amazing personality. Sometimes it seems she’s trying to entertain us.
And she needs and gives enormous amounts of affection.
Oh my, seeing the cat seeking shelter up a pant leg!
pigeon
noun (1)
pi·geon ˈpi-jən
1: any of a widely distributed family (Columbidae, order Columbiformes) of birds with a stout body, rather short legs, and smooth and compact plumage
especially : a member of any of numerous varieties of the rock dove that exist in domestication and in the feral state in cities and towns throughout most of the world
