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Correction: It’s a Cadillac.
DA Pope!
Luca’s new dilemma reminded me of the time recently when the phone rang and I answered it. Her sweet voice was more excited than I ever heard from anybody:
“Honey, I’m so excited, I found the perfect house, she screamed. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted but I can’t wait for you to get here, I have to make a bid now!”
“Well, dear if you love it that much, bid 50% over the asking price”
“Really?!” “You’re the best! I’ll let you know what happens”
When she hung up I asked around the bar–“Anybody know whose phone this is?”
Oh, that joke is so evil.
Yeah, he didn’t take care of the lawn. 
And the combination mail box and ash tray are a little sketchy, too. 
Classic! I hadn’t noticed that at first. 
