I hope I get a better night’s sleep tonight. Last night I was up all night worrying that I might overthink things.
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Happy Cake Day!
Thanks!
I do like Avast’s sense of humor with their message about WHEN I would like the computer to restart…
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Google Maps used to have a sense of humor. I’m guessing the lawyers got involved when someone mapped directions from Honolulu to San Francisco and was lost at sea somewhere between get in a canoe in Honolulu and paddle 2673 miles to Seattle.
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Clever.
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I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I’ll never know.
G. Marx
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Dude!
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The daughter of comedian Groucho Marx was once denied admittance to an exclusive country club swimming pool with her friends because she and her family were not members. Realizing what had happened, embarrassed officials sent the Marx family an apology and an application to join. Groucho declined the invitation with the comment, “I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”
Someone still tried to smooth over the incident by persuading the comedian to allow an application to be submitted for membership. The country club was embarrassed further when the application was denied. The reason? The Marx family was Jewish and the club was “restricted.”
True to form, Groucho wrote back: “My wife is not Jewish. Can she go swimming and let our daughter wade up to her waist?”
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