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Wives are handy.

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Sorry, I am not that good at responding in these threads yet.
Actual headline in yahoo:

One-legged British crime boss arrested in Thailand after five years on the run

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Idioms and the like are difficult outside of one’s native language. Even then they can be tricky.

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Are you callin’ us “idioms”???

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Yes, Ron. Far better then normal.

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Better than being called a dangling participle! Or an incomplete verb.

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Yous guys genuinely crack me up. Thanks for the laugh.

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Note the couple’s winter garb, suggesting it’s still cold outside. But never fear - “spring is right around the corner.”

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My first thought was musical, “Winter into spring,” George Winston’s fabulous album from 1982.

Then I saw all the others . . .

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Upon first glance, it caused me to recoil. Perhaps I am over thinking it… :melting_face:

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That is next level…

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oh oh, somebody’s gonna be itchy.

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Nice one @pikpen . There are cures for that!

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Sometimes I confidently march into the snazziest restaurants in town with a red portable hot box and yell “Skip The DISHES!”
Hey, it doesn’t work every time… but tonight I had Chateaubriand and Duck Confit Cassoulet. :yum:

From an engineering friend of mine:
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Gullible’s Travels

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