It’s official, today April 1, 2024, Mr. Al Angen is the new owner of PS Audio. He has just acquired 51% of the company for a presumed sum of 1,2 billion dollars.
Paul McGowan said: “We are proud and excited, the new capital injection will provide us with the financial capacity to develop a new product line, in fact we are planning to enter the fuse market”
To celebrate the event Octave Records announced a reissue of the Album “Breakfast in America”.
When pressed for comment by an intrepid reporter, Jessicaw Raw-Bit Cars-Ten was apparently quoted as saying,
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”.
“Please, I’m busy producing a Super re-issue album!”.
“Leave me alone, you newsy Tramp!”.
“Next thing you know you’ll want kippers for breakfast?!?”
“Golly!”
When asked about future plans for the influx of the money, Current PS RawDio CEO, Saul MackGrowinUp has outlined his high-level plans…
“Fuses is just phase one. Phase two is fuse boxes, of course”
“And phase three is, well, we’re gonna buy the Cheyenne Mountain Complex from Norad and use our fuses and fuse boxes to power the apartment/listening rooms for all of our customers that we’re gonna convert the place to.”
“Fully furnished and fully equipped audiophile pads for your listening pleasure.”
“Octoginta Radio will be piped in the common areas, 24 hours a day!”
“It will be audio heaven right here on earth!”
“Significant others, optional.”
“And, oh yeah, were gonna make a new speaker series too”
“The FRW series - Fluid Resistant Wet series. They be waterproof!. This way you can still listen to great music even while you’re in the shower!”