Me??
No.
Not me.
No.
Cute little tattoo on her…
I mean, no.
You just don’t mess around with a guy who looks like Frank Zappa…
One day you’re surrounded by hot women who flash you. Before you know it you’re surrounded by women with hot flashes.
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I have the same convo with my wife with every new issue of our Amex bill. I say “issue” because it’s generally the same number of pages as The New Yorker magazine.
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Publish it and make some $$!
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I do not find this series of images all that funny. However, I think it is hilarious that someone thought they were so funny that he took the time to create this meme, which I just found on another audio forum.
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It wipes out the noise!
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Cleans “things” up nicely.
What speaker cables are those, if you don’t mind me asking?
TIA.
PS - just noticed the watermark; not your photo?
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I have no idea, just a photo I found.
Vmax approved!
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That is great. But if you think about it, if they made a cheap rubber version of that, they really could sell as cable lifts.
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This toilet paper shape soborthane ring may give @vmax and @vkennedy61 some great idea as vibration control tweaks. I bet it works better than footer.
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An audio friend of @aangen, Joe, recently upgraded his system to a million-dollar setup and everything sounded great. But after three months the system suddenly sounded awful. Changing cables, fuses, footers, and even using @vmax tweaks did not help.
Joe finally found an audiophile handyman with 30 years of experience in hi-end audio through @vkennedy61. The guy inspected the system and brought out a small soborthane hammer. He tapped around all gears and speakers for 10 minutes, then took out a tiny Magic Tuning screw. He removed a screw from the preamp and replace it with the new magic screw. Darn, the entire system sounded great, and even better than before.
Next day Joe received the bill of $11,000. He asked the handyman to explain the charge of a 10-minute work. Joe then received the breakdown:
$1,000 Magic Tuning Screw
$10,000 Use the correct screw at the right location.
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…and he split the profit with me… 
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Well, that’s just demonstrably wrong.
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I saw this sign or similar on US Post Office door in 1950s at 5 years old.
I recalled it as “No Dogs Allowed Except Seeing Eye Dogs”
My 5-year old brain thought:
A regular dog / regular animal(s) cannot read this sign !
Seeing Eye Dogs cannot read this sign !
A person needing a Seeing Eye Dog likely cannot read this sign !
This is a bad sign
Disturbing enough I wrote to the Postmaster General about it for some years…
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