I know a lot of professional musicians. Every one of them is living a nice life; house, kids, car. Each of them has followed these formulaic steps:
- Learn your craft
- Marry someone with a regular job.
- Keep number two happy.
Why do I feel like I resemble this statement?
What a groaner.
I thought so. 
More truth than fiction there…
With H2O croutons
Redneck Piano Recycling
After trying unsuccessfully to give away and donate an upright piano at our horse ranch the only option left was pay the waste disposal service $350. Eureka the sound board is all cast iron.
Thanks to Tornado and downed trees i had some brush piles to get rid off so I did the day long bonfire. The hot coals were left so why not spin up some Jerry Lee Lewis?
Unfortunately it only takes Jerry 1:57 seconds to set a keyboard on fire with his hands . For me it took a tractor and front end loader was closer to 12 minutes and not as musically satisfying
At least there is a nice cast iron sound board the metal recyclers will pick up for free now. It felt like committing a crime but I thought of disposal of a flag only one method was fitting. But no more piano in the horse barn feed room to harbor rats or mice.
Well, when GPT4.0 does not know the answer, it says “because @tedsmith said so” 
I dunno, their ice cream sandwiches are pretty good! I’m guessing that’s where the name started because they’re substantially larger than normal ice cream sandwiches.